Moving to Brooklyn was not easy. In fact, it was by far the hardest apartment search I have ever conducted, far worse than Boston or Chicago. That should have been no surprise, but I was just not clued into how much more difficult it was going to be. We’re talking exponential levels of difficulty. Let me tell you all about it.
I’m making it up as I go, so you’ll have to excuse me if half the time it doesn’t make any sense and the other half it seems like I’m simply treading water.
The addictions and anecdotes
are one and the same,
the less I need the more I use;
the further I’ve come
the farther you’ve fallen.
You were born a mile beneath the surface of the sea
in the hour before light,
a remembrance of first sin.
With exactly one month until my New York City year begins, 9 years of traveling, moving, working, writing and living are coming to their payoff.
This is the true story of four strangers picked to live in an apartment infested with mice, to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real… real annoyed with said mice.