It seems that the Rapture didn’t happen. Again.
This is getting frustrating, frankly, because I need a new cellphone and I’m waiting for someone to disappear and leave behind a Droid.
Has anyone considered the possibility that the Rapture really did happen, but there are so few Christians who resemble anything like Christ that we just didn’t notice a difference?
“Who was Raptured?”
“Near as I can tell, just Jim.”