Twitter is full of teenage idiocy (and adult idiocy), certainly, but there is so much more to it than that. From interesting articles to hilarious one-liners and thoughtful conversations, Twitter is actually an impressive and useful amalgamation of all the best things on the internet.
Comedy
Justin Timberlake’s Lifetime Pass
These are the career highlights that give Justin Timberlake a Lifetime Pass
“So You’re Offended, So Fucking What?”
~ Stephen Fry Let's skip the foreplay: Once again, a comedian has gotten themselves into trouble for a bit he did in his stand-up. This pretty much happens every other week. Offense was taken, the internet has thoughts. Here are mine. Daniel Tosh (of Tosh.0 fame, though he was doing far better stuff before that) … Continue reading “So You’re Offended, So Fucking What?”
Mitt Romney Thinks I’m Doing Just Fine
I could write a blog post right now, but I think I should just let Louis C.K. say it for me. He says it so much better: "If it's free I can't fucking afford it."
Mystery Double Feature
Every once in awhile, you need to take a night off from getting plastered and chasing poonannie and just sit home and relax with a movie. Or two. May I suggest a double feature with two wonderfully absurd comedies: Mystery Team & Mystery Men … Continue reading Mystery Double Feature
“Thank you to God for making me an atheist.”
"It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." ~ Thomas Jefferson Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes Sunday night and totally killed it (or was super mean and uncalled for, if you have sand in your vagina). … Continue reading “Thank you to God for making me an atheist.”
Have you ever heard the one about…
*** WARNING *** THIS POST IS NSFW *** THIS POST IS NOT SAFE FOR EASILY OFFENDED PEOPLE *** THIS POST IS NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING PUSSIES *** (I'm letting you know early, just so you're safe, you precious flower.) The recent brouhaha over at NBC concerning The Tonight Show (with Conan O'Brien; as it should … Continue reading Have you ever heard the one about…
